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Kalu for FIFA president!

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Dr Orji Uzor Kalu

Dr Orji Uzor Kalu

I have always tried to restrain from writing on Orji Kalu, a former Abia State governor. But who can ignore his laughable new ambition. He wants to be FIFA boss. I laugh even as I pen these words. What struck me first was a conversation he had with editors when somebody asked him about his educational qualifications.

“We are talking about forwarding Abia to all forwardness,” he said with a flourish, “and you are talking about cerfiticate (sic).” Is this the sort of literacy you want for Nigeria? Nada. In local parlance, we should say he has committed foul, or “fa-fa-fa foul!!”

Not long ago, he embarked on a nationwide trip from state to state, visiting governors. It was more of ego trip. He was jobless and bored, although boorish. He was, however, not boring because of his disastrous elocution and capacity to amuse after he had left the scene of his performance. Never mind that he writes a column. I would want him to write that column in public, so we can know if he is capable of the literacy he poses.

Only a Kalu could have encouraged a headline last Saturday saying that Asiwaju Tinubu was under surveillance for a plot against Buhari. Publishers like him make editors look unprofessional.

The story did not pass Journalism 101 test. If there was surveillance, what was the nature? The man was not even around? Two, if there was a plot, what was the nature of the plot, to overthrow him as President – which is treason; or to unseat him in APC? When a man does not know the difference between verb and noun, how can he become a good boss of world football? How can he distinguish score as verb and as noun? No one will vote him boss of Southeast soccer. It is enough that Ochendo has made him a mouse in Abia State, so he dreams to be an elephant of world football. What megalomania!

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  1. ON KALU DECISION TO JOIN APC:
    27th Oct 2015. On Sun Newspaper.

    I hope nigerians can now see why Tinubu command a lot of respect and will continue to be strong politically.

    It surprise me that Orji Kalu can not build PPA to become a strong political party even in the south-east region to start with and then use it in 2019 to negotiate for power or in 2023 when it will be fully convinent for the southerners to emerge as president base on principle of rotation,

    Kalu has a lot to learn from Tinubu thank God they are friends, rather than jumping front and back,he needed to systematically and with lot of endurance build PPA as a formidable platform like Tinubu and provide to his people much needed political leadership which igbos are lacking due to this disease affecting almost all igbo politician(Joining party in power) and which is what is presently playing out in Orji Kalu,they always want a ready made platform.

    I thought Orji Kalu has that political and financial muscles with endurance like Tinubu to start building his baby project (PPA) to capture some LGAs, state and then use it to bargain for federal power.

    Once again Kudos to Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu single handedly transformed AD one state to ACN five states and now APC.

    Dear Mr Kalu reach-out to ur long-time ally(Tinubu) and compare note together,knowledge is unlimited.

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